Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Where is Man's Holiness --


A Hindu legend says we were all once gods. But eventually we abused our powers. Brahma, the chief god, decided to punish us by taking away our divinity. Brahma called a meeting of the other chief gods to figure out where to hide our holiness. One god suggested hiding it deep beneath the earth. “No,” Brahma said, “man will just figure out a way to tunnel miles below the surface.” Another god uggested hiding our holiness at the bottom of the ocean. “No,” Brahma responded, “man will just learn how to dive to the seabed.” A third god came up with the idea of placing our divinity on top of a towering mountain.“No,” Brahma said, “man will just climb every tall mountain on the planet until he finds it.” Stumped, the other gods told Brahma they gave up—there didn’t seem to be any place to hide our holiness and keep it out of our reach. “Wait,” Brahma said with a smile. “I’ve got it. We’ll hide man’s holiness deep within himself—he’ll never think to look for it there.” Since then, we’ve spent ages digging below the earth, diving to the sea floor, and climbing tall mountains, looking for something
that’s already within us.


collected from internet....by  Sreenu Yarragorla

Monday, April 25, 2011

Steps that will ensure calm energy throughout the day at work

·     Take pauses & breaks
·     Change your view and relax your eyes
·     Deepen & relax your breathing
·     Rebalance your posture and loosen up
·     Sip plenty of water at regularly intervals
·     Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy
·     Don't waste your precious energy on gossip. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
·     Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. Don't hate others.
·     Smile and laugh more. Try to make at least three people smile each day
·     Call your family often.
·     Your job won't take care of you when you are sick, Your friends will. Stay in touch.  Don't over do. Keep your limits

Sunday, April 24, 2011

40 Tips for Better Life






Starting from 1 to 40 you will find every tip has its worth in our life, more we adopt more we get.


1. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day..

3. Sleep for 7 hours.

4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

5. Play more games.

6. Read more books than you did in last year.

7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

8. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.

9. Dream more while you are awake.

10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.



11. Drink plenty of water.

12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

13. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.

14. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.



15. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.



16. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.



17. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

18. Smile and laugh more.

19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

21. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

23. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. Don't compare your partner with others.



24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

25. Forgive everyone for everything.

26. What other people think of you is none of your business.

27. GOD heals everything.

28. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

29. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

30. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

31. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

32. The best is yet to come.

33. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

34.. Do the right thing!

35. Call your family often.

36. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

37. Each day give something good to others.

38. Don't over do. Keep your limits.

39. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.

40. Dont just read them...follow them

Useful life tips

Useful life tips


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JOKES IN TELUGU

Telugu sms jokes......

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Monkey : amma na pelli eppudu avutudhi??
enthasepu agali

mother monkey: 1 min agamma pelli koduku msg chaduvutunnadu adi kagane venmtane nee pelli
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Gemini Music tv lo Lady Anchor : meedi ee colony andi
caller : dilsukhnagar
Anchor : nenu same.. ee colony
Caller : sai colony
Anchor : same colony .. ee apartment
Caller : vijetha
Anchor : same apartment .. ee flat
Caller : 201
Anchor : naadi same flat .intaki meru evarandi ??
caller : Nee Mogudunne donga munda keys ekkada pettav ???
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high laziness
Son : Dad 1 Glass water ivvu
Dad : nuvve techuko
Son : plz ivvu
Dad : malli adigitey Tanta
Son : tanataniki vachetapudu water tisukonki raaaaa
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A kid gets zero in a paper
Father angrily asks:Wats this?

Kid :Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS


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In a Hospital a Doctor Was Dismissed For Reading a Book
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Guess the Name Of That Book?
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'How To Become a Doctor In 30 Days!'
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TV9....INTERVIEW with shakeela .
interviewer: Madam meeru morning nidra levagane emi chestaru...?
shakeela:lechi maa intiki vellipothanu.
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Beggar:give me one rupee sir.
Balu:no money. Beggar: pls giv any old clothes
balu:no cloths no articls.
Beggar:ra annaya kalisi adukundam
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Balu: Cha inta kastapadi operation chesina patient bathaka lede.
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Nurse: Ori sachhinoda nuvu chesindi operation kadu ra
"POSTMORTOM"

Life of a HUMAN being

Life of a HUMAN being



Hi Friends,
Here is best story that describes Life of a HUMAN being

God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live
50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live
50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God created the dog


and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live
30 years.
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:
"Sir, to live
30years is too much,give me only 15years.
" God granted his wish.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey



and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live

20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live
20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally God created man
...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals..
You will dominate the world and you will live
20 years."

Man responded:

"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

20years is very little,
give me the
30years that the donkey refused,
the
15years that the dog did not want and
the
10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish

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And since then, man lives

20years as a man ,

marries and spends

30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.


Then when his children are grown,
he lives
15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,


so that when he is old,
he can retire and live
10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.


That's Life.